It's Friday, the end of the week. It's been a long hard week I'm sure. Why not do something nice for yourself?
Back in the day I used to confuse "self deprecation" for "humility". That is, until one day my uncle pulled me aside and said, "I see what you're doing and you need to stop. If someone compliments you just say 'Thank you' and move on. You don't need to point out your failures or put yourself down. Just accept the compliment and move on."